Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Monday, September 14, 2009

Sex Songs

An awesome sex song would have to be:
     Sex On Fire
            - Kings of Leon
You can just imagine the movement
      however,
awkwardly enough, I recently heard somewhere that the song is about
        STDs
which can definitely light up urinating, but will most definitely de-flame sexual activities
   
X
Sophie

ps: not from any personal experience would I recall the whole peeing and burning thing. Just complaints from close friends who don't know where to buy condoms

Monday, December 8, 2008

the Boyfriend Hunt: The drought

okay, is it just me, or does it happen to be that when you're going through a dry spell, 
you seem to see it everywhere?
Yes, I can tell which couples are goggling each other
signaling their partner for some alone time
oh, how I miss the goggling, and the alone time
ugh
I'm trying to teach myself to do the splits
since I have so much free time
stretching is a bitch
try it

until then lovers,
lets hope my legs can spread that far

The huntress